Anonymous asked: High five? *holds up hand*
alright, but my hand is rather large compared to yours. so i am not certain this will end well…
Anonymous asked: -Hughughug-
you are lucky i just ate.
Anonymous asked: Can I hug you?
at your own risk, yes.
Anonymous asked: Did you ever, or do you ever, play piano.
i have in the past. i was not very good.
my fingers were too big for the keys, as well…
Anonymous asked: do you prefer to eat naked or clothed humans
it does not really matter to me. though clothes do add a bit more flavor to them.
Anonymous asked: Whats with u and bathtubs?
even we onis need to stay clean, you know.
cainthesane asked: Excuse me Mr. Oni, but when I was in the Mansion you were whispering something before proceeding to chase me. It's been months since I escaped, but I am very curious about what exactly were you saying. Care to tell?
i can not be very specific, as some of the things i may have said are not to be known by humans. i was asking you questions. questions you could not understand, yes— but questions nonetheless.
asking who you are… what you want… why yo— i am sorry. i have said too much, and i can say no more.
Anonymous asked: Can I eat you~?
good luck.
Anonymous asked: Whats that large cell with all the oni's in it for? wouldnt it be easier to let them loose on hiroshi?
we use it as our main den. kind of like a family room, if you will.
and i suppose so… but that would ruin the fun. make it too easy for us, don’t you think?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted to marry mika-oni?
i have never thought about it… but the answer is no.
it is frowned upon to marry an oni who was not born an oni
